RedCriss
06-30-2009, 10:32 PM
This is a new thread created for anyone who wants to help someone. In fact, you can really write something with a meaning or just write something to make someone laugh.
This guide is not only written for Dan, but for anyone who wants to buy a new PC for themselves and do not have a reason to do so by now.
So here we go - it's all serious, of course! :happy:
1. Think about your financial resources. It does not make sense to follow the next steps if you cannot afford a new PC!
2. This one is really important: save all the data you need, so that you can put them on your new PC afterwards!!!
3. Choose one of the following possibilities. Of course, you can try to combine them or come up with some new ideas, this list is not exhausitve!
Go for a walk with your PC. Preferably when it's raining heavily outside. But do take care of the lightning, otherwise you might get harmed yourself.
In case there's a layer of dust on your PC, don't just wipe it away with some cloth, let your PC have a shower for a change.
Make sure that all of the cables are really plugged in tightly. You even can use some super glue to ensure. Then ask your son (or daughter) to pull at the cables and walk through the whole house while pulling the PC. When they walk down the stairs the PC might probably suffer some real bad, not repairable damage.
In case you have a gun or pistol, you can use your PC as a target to practice with. A PC usually is not that small, so it should not be too difficult to "shoot him down". Of course, it depends on the distance as well! "I shot you down, bang bang, you hit the ground, bang bang..."
Put a CD with some techno music in the CD/DVD drive. If your PC is of any value it will destroy itself within a few seconds. In any other case, you simply should throw it out of your window! But pay attention that no one is walking on the pavement at that moment, otherwise you might get in serious trouble!
You could also try the preceding suggestion by using a CD with Urban's voice on it. :D Nah, just kidding, you know it won't work...
Have you ever seen someone walking the dog (with a dog leash)? And have you also seen that "someone" riding a bike, so that the dog has to run actually? Then you might know what I'm thinking right now.
So, try it out and get yourself a new PC.
In case of any questions... don't ask and keep them with yourself... Haha, no, feel free to ask! :knasboll:
This guide is not only written for Dan, but for anyone who wants to buy a new PC for themselves and do not have a reason to do so by now.
So here we go - it's all serious, of course! :happy:
1. Think about your financial resources. It does not make sense to follow the next steps if you cannot afford a new PC!
2. This one is really important: save all the data you need, so that you can put them on your new PC afterwards!!!
3. Choose one of the following possibilities. Of course, you can try to combine them or come up with some new ideas, this list is not exhausitve!
Go for a walk with your PC. Preferably when it's raining heavily outside. But do take care of the lightning, otherwise you might get harmed yourself.
In case there's a layer of dust on your PC, don't just wipe it away with some cloth, let your PC have a shower for a change.
Make sure that all of the cables are really plugged in tightly. You even can use some super glue to ensure. Then ask your son (or daughter) to pull at the cables and walk through the whole house while pulling the PC. When they walk down the stairs the PC might probably suffer some real bad, not repairable damage.
In case you have a gun or pistol, you can use your PC as a target to practice with. A PC usually is not that small, so it should not be too difficult to "shoot him down". Of course, it depends on the distance as well! "I shot you down, bang bang, you hit the ground, bang bang..."
Put a CD with some techno music in the CD/DVD drive. If your PC is of any value it will destroy itself within a few seconds. In any other case, you simply should throw it out of your window! But pay attention that no one is walking on the pavement at that moment, otherwise you might get in serious trouble!
You could also try the preceding suggestion by using a CD with Urban's voice on it. :D Nah, just kidding, you know it won't work...
Have you ever seen someone walking the dog (with a dog leash)? And have you also seen that "someone" riding a bike, so that the dog has to run actually? Then you might know what I'm thinking right now.
So, try it out and get yourself a new PC.
In case of any questions... don't ask and keep them with yourself... Haha, no, feel free to ask! :knasboll: