What is the best movie quote

[Mardagg]

What do you think is the best movie quote ever?

[lady_space]

Hmmm... maybe "Quid pro quo, Clarice." :D

[JD]

Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash
"Hot shots ll"

[Mardagg]

but from a brittish comedy called "the young ones" only aired 2 seasons....

If you dont know about the series its about 4 guys...totally diffrent from each other....sharing a house...

Rik: anarcist
Vyvyan: punker/loves pain
Neil: the hippe/dumbass
Michael: thinks he is the best looking guy :D

lots of crazy thing in it...

I just love that one :D


so here is a few quotes:
Rik (standing in front of the bathroom mirror):
"Pollution
all around
sometimes up
sometimes down
But always around
Pollution
are you coming to my town
or am I coming to yours?
We're on different buses, pollution
but we're both using petrol
BOMBS"

Rik:
"He's bound to bite me first. I'm obviously the most succulent. Mr. Vampire! Mr. Vampire! Bite Neil...He's strawberry flavoured!"

Rik:
"That's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich."

Rik:
"Well, if I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like??"

Neil:
"Lucky the guys told me my bed was on fire. Otherwise I might have gone to sleep and burnt to death"

Vyvyan:
"I'm so bored I may as well be listening to a Genesis record!"

and a special treat: Möterhead on the show :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYUgVNkWm80

here is some other clips from it.
ep "murder in the dark"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZPAkVmBAJM

The Pollution Poem
ep "Bomb":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOJXVCSOXc

here is this humble post :D

[Sorlag]

"Get away from her you bicth!" ......Ripley(Aliens)

[Frod]

Brännström:
-Jamen säg nåt då Hedlund!
Hedlund:
-Skaru ha en snus?

[Kiaya]

Boris Balkan: You must see her again.
Dean Corso: Are you kidding? Have you seen her secretary?
Boris Balkan: Try the lunch break.

Ninth gate

[Lamia]

Ehmm...I guess I have to name more than one:

From "The big Lebowski":

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

From "Team America World Police"

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

From "The crow"

Eric Draven: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

From "Life of Brain"

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea


I´m pretty sure I could think of more "favorite quotes". *gg*:blush:

[JD]

- Who are you calling an asshole? Asshole!
Ford Fairlane

[The Adler]

- Fan, jag har sån jävla oflyt hela tiden.

Pölsa in "Smala Sussie"

[JD]

- I have something to say.....it's better to burn out than fade away!
Boohaa whoohaa!!!
Highlander

[The Adler]

Who´s Zed?

Zed´s dead, baby!

Pulp Fiction

[JD]

Now you take the next.....whatever, and leave
An innocent man

[JD]

- Who do you think you are?
- He thinks he's Rambo
- Rambo....is a pussy

Tango and cash

[The Adler]

- Say you have pink underwear!

- I have pink underwear.

giggle, giggle

- You have pink underwear!!!!

- No I don´t!

- Yes he does, and they are strings too!!!!!

(Shrek 2)

[Urban breed]

- Say you have pink underwear!

- I have pink underwear.

giggle, giggle

I'm sorry, but this just won't work in a breed world.
It would be:
- Say you have pink underwear!

to which the reply would be:
- You have pink underwear.

And then it all falls apart.
I do believe one way to work around this would be to use the word 'tell' instead. Oh, well...

[The Adler]

Just watch the scen when Shrek and the donkey are stuck in the well. Maybe the word aren´t precise but you will see what I mean. It´s very funny.

They are trying to make Pinochios nose grow in an Mission Impossible ripp off rescue attempt. Shrek says:
- You have to lie.
P anwsers that he can´t and Shrek ask him to say that he has pink underwear. Nothing happens beacause he has pink underwear. A mouse check it and says:
- He has, and it´s strings too.

[Urban breed]

Just watch the scene where Shrek and the donkey are stuck in the well. Maybe the words aren´t precise but you will see what I mean. It´s very funny.
I bet it is... :)
I'm just saying that from me you get a repetition of the very same words you ask me to say. :)

[The Adler]

- Vi hade i alla fall tur med vädret.

[JD]

Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Seinfeld

[JD]

Oh my god you're gay!

American pie

[The Adler]

You can do it!

(Various Adam Sandler movies)

[lady_space]

Well, it's not from a movie, but I love this one...

"Now, don't feel bad; it's not you, it's me. *I* don't like you."
-- Aeryn Sun, Farscape Season 2, Look at the Princess (Pt. 2)

[The Adler]

"Du fick svart" Max von Sydow

Det sjunde inseglet

[Mardagg]

"Mr Teeth Mr Teeth Mr Teeth"

[Lamia]

"I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work. " The devils Rejects

"This time you died by natural causes..must be a priest ability"

[Mardagg]

"This time you died by natural causes..must be a priest ability"

"what did he drop? what did he drop? what did he drop?"

"Mr Teeth Mr Teeth Mr Teeth"

[CaptHowdy]

Yorgo, kan inte du räkna ut vem som älskar prinsessan mest? på din plipp plipp apparat

Hacka in Starzinger

[Urban breed]

Yorgo, kan inte du räkna ut vem som älskar prinsessan mest? på din plipp plipp apparat

Hacka in Starzinger
Now that's awful. It does bring back a few memories, though.
Let me just clarify to each and everyone that's reading this...
My memories are not from watching Starzinger. I can't honestly say I ever did, but they made comparisons to that and my constant use of my Palm pilot at the time. :)

[CaptHowdy]

Now that's awful. It does bring back a few memories, though.
Let me just clarify to each and everyone that's reading this...
My memories are not from watching Starzinger. I can't honestly say I ever did, but they made comparisons to that and my constant use of my Palm pilot at the time. :)

AND the way he looks, AND the way you looks, and u booth are smart and wiseasses ;)

[No-Mercy]

"Are you gonna do something- or you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
-Kurt Russel, "Tombstone"

[Shorty1977]

"I'm a short, fat, slut" ( Overboard )

"That's not a knife...THIS is a knife" ( Crocodile Dundee in L.A)

" Can't rain all the time" , "Is that gasoline I smell?" ( The Crow)

" Where are you taking us?- Mexico. - What's in Mexico? - Mexicans"
(From dusk till dawn)

[Bryant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WczNKS6ibK4

How about this one ?



Bryant

[No-Mercy]

aahaha thats probably the funniest part in that movie

[Khemra]

"What was that?"
"That's an AK-47. Makes a very spacial noise!"

~ Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge